Can spare the lissom switch he bears?
Or who can smile when crowds condemn,
And ragamuffin imps deride,
Advising him to "get inside"
That product of Jerusalem?
Had I the brute that would not stir,
Despite "Gee-woa!" or "Kim-up, Ned!"
I should, methinks, use arts instead
Of supplemented provender.
From Funny Folks.