And catch th' attempted wits—so "fly,"

With chaff—from a sawdust floor.

He goes in Sessions 'fore the Bench,

And sits among the crowd;

He hears the "unpaid" jaw and preach,

He hears his counsel's voice

Pleading with legalic fire;

And licensed, has his choice.

It makes him think of the Three per Cents.

Wherein his money lies!