With hoarse enthusiastic rhyme,

Oh, Derby week, oh, Derby week, but hailed in pewtern measures!

Oh, Derby week, oh, Derby week, how coarse the cads who "put on"

Their three half-crowns for Insulaire,

Or intimate Sir Joseph's "square."

Oh, Derby week, oh, Derby week—as if I cared a button!

Saturnian feasts, Saturnian feasts, you ape, despite Dame Grundy.

We laugh until the dread bell rings,

But oh, the aches to-morrow brings,

And Derby week, and Derby week, that reckoning on the Monday!