If you shall plunge us in this dark disgrace

While thousands, starving, walk about the street,

They’ll hiss you to your face;

But all—too late, too late!

Jesse H. Wheeler.

The two following parodies à propos of present circumstances, also appeared in a Prize competition:

Britannia to Gladstone.

You must save me from the Jingoes, from the Jingoes, Gladdy dear—

To morrow’ll be the wretchedest time of all this tragic year;