Of all this tragic year, Gladdy, the maddest, wickedest day,

For there’ll be a war, they say, Gladdy—there’ll be a war they say.

The Russians come and go, Gladdy, and seize upon each pass,

And with the savage Turcomans they drain the social glass;

The Tories shout and yell, Gladdy, awhile the Quakers pray,

For there’ll be a war, they say, Gladdy—there’ll be a war, they say.

All in the wild March morning I heard the trumpet call,

As Russian upon Afghan did mercilessly fall;

The shots began to whistle, and the drums began to roll,

And in the wild March morning fled many a trooper’s soul.