Dead-drunk and muddled was he found;

And soon the lockups grim inside

Contained the leary one who cried

“Young Lambs to sell.”

From The Free-Lance, Manchester.


U-Pi-Dee.

The shades of night were coming down fast, U-pi-Dee, U-pi-Day,

When through a Roman village pass’d U-pi-Dee, U-pi-Day.

A youth who’d had champagne in ice