They’d marked him with this strange device,
U-pi-Dee-I-Day, U-pi-Dee-I-Day.
His hat was bad his eyes were black
A short tail’d coat adorned his back,
And like a cracked Pianner rung
The accents of this unknown tongue:—
U-pi-Dee-I-Day, U-pi-Dee-I-Day.
Try not the pass the old man said
Does your mother know you’re not in bed?
He took the old man by the nose,