And bust up the heathen Chinee.”

“In the days of my youth,” Father William replied,

“I played on the square, you perceive;

But now I have let old integrity slide,

And I keep the best bower in my sleeve.”

“You are old, Father William, and whiskey took neat,

Unsettles the sight I opine;

Yet you wiped out the digger who called you a cheat,

In a way that was powerful fine.”

“Take the lead when you can,” was his father’s response,