“That’s a bully old rule you’ll allow;

Besides, if you settle a critter at once,

It saves you from having a row.”

“You are old, Father William, and soon I expect

To be taking you round in a hearse;

Yet somehow you never appear to reflect

That you’re goin’ from wicked to worse.”

“Go slow” said his father, replacing his chaw,

“You are getting too all fired proud;

I reckon we’ve had just enough of your jaw,