Thick is the rain, your bands will get spoilt, sir

So will your velvet.

Tell me now frankly what made you turn Proctor,

Was there a lady somewhere in the case, sir,

Was it from duty, or is true you’re

A misanthrope, sir?

Did you want coin to help you to marry,

Or did you feel it a duty to your College,

Or was it simply from a love of mischief

That you turned Proctor?