If ’twas the first, then I will gladly tell you

My name and College, and pay you the five shillings,

Nay more, I don’t mind giving you a trifle

To help you on, sir.”

“Trifle!! I only hope that you’re drunk, sir,

Openly to insult a Proctor daring

Thus in the streets. If you are not tipsy

You’ll be sent down, sir.

Are you aware, sir, whom you’re addressing?

One who can fine you, send you down, or gate you,