Uncertain, coy, and hard to please,

Yet, barring pins, how soft to squeeze!

Unequall’d too at making cheese—

And variable as the shade

By the light quivering aspen made;

And “very able,” too thou jade,

In managing a shopping raid—

When pain and anguish wring the brow,

Well, one of two things then art thou:

That is, thou’rt either a born nurse;