Or else a nuisance, if not worse!

O Woman! too, in hours of woe,

Into hysterics apt to go:

When trouble levies its distraint,

How prompt art thou thereon to faint!

When danger’s for the time supreme,

How ready art thou, too, to scream!

In fact, what hour of night or day

Is there when thou’rt not in the way?

From Finis, 1877.