A Champagne Charley glossy hat, curl’d brim, and small in height,

On this fine Young Agriculturist, &c.

The past young English farmer was so vulgar and ill-bred—

A gross, fat, clumsy lump of human nature over-fed;

His goggle-eyes were lustreless—his bacon chops all red,

His hair hung coarse and shaggy all about his pumpkin-head.

Not the fine Young Agriculturist, &c.

But the modern English farmer, now, ’tis pretty well agreed,

Is a very different person—of a very different breed;

He comes up to the Cattle Show a gentleman indeed,