And doesn’t lounge about the town, and drink, and overfeed.
Not the fine Young Agriculturist, &c.
He’s quite a genteel fellow, nothing “fast,” and nothing “flash”;
Can very soon distinguish good amusements from the trash;
His nature full of spirits, and his pocket full of cash,
And he cultivates your friendship—and a very large moustache.
Does this fine Young Agriculturist, &c.
He talks to you of chemical manures—salts and phosphates,
Discusses freely politics of home or foreign states;
In science, too, is well read up to hold out long debates;