stir them together in fashion deplorribel;

set them to simmer, and take of the skum;

and a new shorthand sistem’z the re-sid-u-um.

Yes, yes, yes, yes!

A new shorthand sistem’z the re-sid-u-um!

II.

If you want a resiet for th’ advertisement part ov it,

don’t let dul modesty stand in the way.

Write a tall prefase, extolling the art ov it;

’gainst every rival most loudly inveigh: