stir them together in fashion deplorribel;
set them to simmer, and take of the skum;
and a new shorthand sistem’z the re-sid-u-um.
Yes, yes, yes, yes!
A new shorthand sistem’z the re-sid-u-um!
II.
If you want a resiet for th’ advertisement part ov it,
don’t let dul modesty stand in the way.
Write a tall prefase, extolling the art ov it;
’gainst every rival most loudly inveigh: