announs that none other dezervz popularity;
state that ther’z everything exsellent in it,
that its writerz’ attain an astounding selerity—
nine hundred and ninety-nine wordz in a minit!
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deklare that hiz sistem’z playd out and effete,
that your own method’z quickly bekuming viktorious,
and wil soon make Phonography take a back seat.
What tho your outlinez be shocking monstrositiz,
useles, exsept az sublime kuriositiz;