what tho your sistem abound with absurditiz
so that when a sign’z written you kan’t tel what word it iz:
pen pamflets, and posterz, and frendly reviewz;
hand-billz and serkularz widely diffuze.
If singly theze elements don’t seem respektabel,
mix them together in fashion delektabel,
set them to simmer, and take of the scum,
and a short span ov fame iz the resid-u-um.
Yes, yes, yes, yes!
A short span ov fame is the re-sid-u-um.