But now we act ourselves—we swells!
Chorus.
In tragedy and comedy to shine is our intention.
Swells.
Yaas, yaas—for acting is in vogue;
And we hope the pwo’s appweciate our gwacious condescension.
Pro’s.
To Colney Hatch you ought to be removed, we say,
You noodles pay to act, and of engagements you defraud us,
And often through your little game adversity has gnawed us.