Swells.
But look how it amuses us, and how our fwiends applaud us—
Besides, it is “the thing,” you know, at acting now to play.
When we seek the “coach” or the S.D.A.,
And wish some famous part to play,
The “coach” wesponds to us, “Just so;
At a matinée you must show.
“To a matinée you must go,
Sir (or ma’am) of highest quality,
You’ll appear at the Fwivolity,