Have worked very high in the Army my way,
And now am quite busy in doing my best
The course of my rivals to forthwith arrest,
By striving that they, although equally wise,
May no army discover in which they can rise.
Yes, thanks to the fads in which I persist,
Our army, I take it, will not long exist.
The Law.
When I went to the bar as a priggish young man
(Said I to myself, said I),