I’ll work on the regular, old legal plan,
(Said I to myself, said I).
I’ll take more briefs than I can read through,
Nor care though my clients my carelessness rue.
I will stick to my fees whatever I do
(Said I to myself, said I)
Well. I think I have managed to score a success,
And have ruined more clients than ever you’d guess;
And besides, when a chance was presented to me,
I my politics changed and became an M.P.;