This grave sage you might often have seen,
Harcourt and I, and the Chief between,
But oh, what a surprise!
I joined the Conservatives frank and free;
Gladstone got angry right speedilee,
All in a jiff to see G. J. G.
Rat to the To-ries.
Chorus.—I join the To-ries?
Oh, what a surprise!
Rads were all telling me G. J. was wrong