This grave sage you might often have seen,

Harcourt and I, and the Chief between,

But oh, what a surprise!

I joined the Conservatives frank and free;

Gladstone got angry right speedilee,

All in a jiff to see G. J. G.

Rat to the To-ries.

Chorus.—I join the To-ries?

Oh, what a surprise!

Rads were all telling me G. J. was wrong