To join the To-ries.
When to resign Randolph thought it was best,
The Chancellorship upon me was press’d.
A humdrum Budget I feared, I confessed.
When oh, what a surprise!
A surplus I found; it was small, ’tis true,
Less than a million, but what did I do?
By a neat little dodge made it more than two!
That opened their eyes!
Chorus.—Revenue on the rise!