What a pleasant race they were,

And it seems most true that I and you

Are derived from an apish pair.

They all had nails, and some had tails

And some—no “accounts in arrear,”

They climbed up the trees, and they scratched out the—these

Of course I will not mention here.

They slept in a wood, or wherever they could,

For they didn’t know how to make beds

They hadn’t got huts, they dined upon nuts,