Which they cracked upon each other’s heads.
They hadn’t much scope, for a comb, brush or soap,
Or towels, or kettle or fire.
They had no coats nor capes, for ne’er did these apes
Invent what they didn’t require.
The sharpest baboon never used fork or spoon,
Nor made any boots for his toes,
Nor could any thief steal a silk handker-chief,
For no ape thought much of his nose;
They had cold collations, they ate poor relations: