And since I’ve never mentioned it,

He thinks that I forget!

Where’er we ride I pay the ’pike;

I settle every treat;

He rides my cob, he drives my cab,—

But cuts me when we meet!

My new umbrella I lent him too,

One night ’twas very wet;

Tho’ he forgets it ne’er came back,

Ah, me!—I don’t forget!