(Three verses omitted.)

My friend is cousin to a lord;

And when a feed I sport,

He always asks his own fine friends,

Who drink champagne like port!

Last night down my own very stairs

They kick’d me for a bet!

By goles! I’ll fight them every one—

That’s—if I don’t forget.

By Lady Clarke, in The Comic Offering for 1832. London: Smith, Elder and Co.