Where the Lohndahner, the Cochneh,

Will throughout the Lohndahn season

Flock in troops to gaze and wonder

At their prowess with the bronchoes,

At their dextrous use of lasso,

At their deadly skill with rifle;

Wonder how the deuce they do it,

Wonder what the men are made of,

How on earth they learned such dodges.

If still further you should ask me