What’s the use of all these cowboys?
What’s the good of these wild Red men?
What’s to us this coach of Deadwood,
Or this railroad, the Switchback?
I should answer your conundrums
In the straitest tips as follow:
In the wilds of Kensingtonia,
In the land of Exhibitions,
Where the Fisheries, the Health’ries,
The Invent’ries, the Colindries