The Salvation Army disgraces,

The child-mother sentence, my tardy repentance,

And numerous similar cases.

To have me in the Cabinet’s awfully nice,

But I fear I shall cost them a terrible price!

The new special pleaders, the writers of leaders,

Come down on my faults like a hammer,

To teach me the beauty of doing my duty,

Yet I falter, and struggle, and stammer.

Oh, Balfour and Goschen! you have not a notion,