What a terrible life I am leading;

For my faults blazoned get in the Pall Mall Gazette,

While they mock at my manners and breeding.

To give me a place was exceedingly nice,

But I fear I shall cost you a terrible price.

Each day when I rise, lo, another surprise

I feel will o’erwhelm me with wonder;

If I walk through the street, I am certain to meet

With placards denouncing some blunder;

The position I’ve got is uncomfort’bly hot,