He stayed—’ow long? An’ who come nex?
Wot other bigwhigs paid respex?
Who were it wrang the hairey bell
An’ slipt in privit?—Not P—rn—ll?
Wen came the darlin’ of the Corcus.
His butnole gorjus with a horchus?
Wile he enjyd a tateytate,
Were Rowsberry ablidjed to wate?
Who was eggscited? Who was carm?
An’ who with who went harm-in-harm?