For tips on sich pints Kings an’ Doox
An’ Hurls is on the tenteroox—
From Galway to Hafganistan
Hall Ize is on the Grand Old Man;
The Zar’s gone oph his sleap at night,
Prints Bizmark’s lost his happytight,
The Greax for hinfamashn long—
An’ who, pray, keaps ’em ho koorong?
Who plays, in langwitch mettyforacle,
The mitey roll of Yewrup’s Horacle?