He had learned at the best of public schools,
To sneer at snobs, and the wretched fools,
Who earned bread and cheese upon office stools,
And his clothes were got on credit from Poole’s;
He knew men were fools who trusted two stools,
So wisely followed her Ladyship’s rules.
He entered in haste, tho’ with dignified gait
(It wasn’t allowed for Lord Bobby to wait).
The noble Marquis raised his head,
And to his underling he said: