“Beaconsfield’s dead, and Northcote is led

By the nose, and whatever the last man has said,

Richmond’s a donkey; Cairns is a parson;

Who but myself can carry this farce on?

People agree that there must be a head;

And there’s only myself in the old man’s stead;

Tell me, Sir Secretary, what think you,

What can a born statesman find to do?”

He paused, and the gentleman scratched his head,

“There’s only the Land Bill, my lord,” he said,