Now Signor Michelli, though very much saner

Than many, was far from a total abstainer;

And whether the cheer of the festival season

Or hard mental work had deprived him of reason

I cannot affirm, but I’m positive quite,

That he looked to be tight,

On the advertised night,

In spite of his tie and his linen so white;

For when he came in he walked up to the slate,

And proceeded at once in a manner sedate,