To rub out the figures just under his name,
And said that he “Wanted no pointsh in thish game,”
And would play “the young d——l,”
A thousand up level;
After making which modest and courteous remarks,
He proceeded at once to be up to his larks;
Made a very bad shot
To screw in off the spot,
(Instead of just giving the usual miss)
Which was baulked by his making the two balls to kiss,