But they were in a pie!”

“If that’s the case,” I stammer’d out,

“Of course you’ve had eleven;”

The maiden answer’d, with a pout,

“I ain’t had more nor seven!”

I wonder’d hugely what she meant,

And said, “I’m bad at riddles,

But I know where little girls are sent

For telling taradiddles.”

“Now, if you don’t reform,” said I,