“You’ll never go to heaven.”

But all in vain; each time I try,

That little idiot makes reply,

“I ain’t had more nor seven.”

Postscript.

To borrow Wordsworth’s name was wrong,

Or slightly misapplied;

And so I’d better call my song,

“Lines after Ache-inside.”

From Carols of Cockayne, by Henry. S. Leigh. London: Chatto & Windus, 1874.