A burden with full fruit of mild swearing:

We drop the pipe to drop a gentle curse,

Six score between the morn and evening.

The quivering of the glands, the shuddering,

The wheezy grunts with which we do respire,

Makes “weed” seem horrid and a treacherous thing.

This is a cause of every smoker’s ire.

The burden of burnt breeches: Nay, sit down;

Cover thyself and sleep; for verily

The market women all about the town