Behind thy back shall laugh and hoot at thee.

Like the red beet-root all thy face shall be;

That box of lights set thy coat tails on fire,

And burnt thee bare. Tarry till daylight flee.

This is a cause of every smoker’s ire.

The burden of the missus: oh! her tongue

Shall let thee rest not, e’en upon thy bed;

For that her curtains at the window hung,

Of stale smoke smelling, fill her soul with dread.

With mutton cold thou shalt be often fed,