Then Alec heard the hiss arise

Among the “friends” he used to prize.

Even the Jingo gags they guyed

And H. B. Farnie did deride.

A most unequal muse

Had Audran stooped to choose.

Then Alexander, great and good,

Began his teeth to grate—

Galling, galling, galling, galling,

Galling was his sorry state,