Dismayed, abashed, he stood,

Deserted all at once was he

By those whom he admitted free,

“What! hissed by deadheads!” Alec cried;

“What, by my own packed house defied!”

Then D’Albertson, the smart and the sedate

(With rich moustache with curlèd ends),

Said Farnie could not take a call—

“Yah! we don’t want him!” cried the “friends”—

“Ugh! good job too!” did others bawl.