Aw must wead “Uncle Tom,”—a wawk
Which aw’m afwaid’s extwemely slow:
People one meets begin to talk
Of Mrs. Hawiet Beechah Stowe.
’Tis not as if aw saw haw name
To walls and windahs still confined;
All that is meawly vulgah fame:
Aw don’t wespect the common mind.
But Staffa’d House has made haw quite
Anothah kind of pawson look;