A countess would pawsist last night,
In asking me about haw book.
She wished to know if aw admiawd
Eva, which quite confounded me;
And then haw ladyship inquiawed
Whethaw aw didn’t hate Legwee.
Bai Jove! Aw was completely flawed;
Aw wished myself, or haw, in Fwance;
And that’s the way a fellah’s bawed
By evewy gahl he asks to dance!