The gouty old blades who have drank the clear liquid,

Have snapp’d the fir crutches at seventy-seven;

And into the skulls, long incurably stupid,

A portion of good common-sense has been driv’n.

E’en the nose of the sot,

As a heater red hot,

Or a flaming balloon which philosophy rears,

When dipt in the water,

The luminous matter

Goes out with a hiss, and the blaze disappears.