Oh Chester, &c.

Then haste to the Well, both exotic and native,

A dip and a drink all your sorrows will root out;

Ye too who have groan’d ’neath the knife amputative,

Go plunge, and your heads, legs, et cet’ra, shall sprout out:

The tribe of empirics,

Shall howl in hysterics,

And man shall untortur’d fall into decay:

The pill and the potion,

The ungent and lotion,