Sic as wi’ Punch aw did see,
Whilk myed the hair stand o’ Bob Cranky.
Our viewer sez aw can’t de better,
Than send him a story cull letter.
But writing a’ll let rest;
The pik fits ma hand best,
A pen’s owr sma for Bob Cranky.
Nan, whe a’ll marry or its very lang,
Sez, “Hinny, din’t mind the cull fellow’s sang,
“Gif he dis se agyan,