“Our schyul maister’s pen

“Shall tak pairt wi’ ma bonny Bob Cranky.”

“Ize warrn’t, gif aw weer my pillease,

“An ma hat myed of very sma strees;

“He’ll be chock full o’ spite,

“An about us will write,

“An say Ize owre fine for Bob Cranky.”

“Sure, Bobby,” says she, “his head’s got a crack,”

“Ne maiter,” sed I, an gov her a smack.

“Pilleases are tippy,